- Duration: 75 minutes
- Tickets: £8/£6
- Company: Three Chairs and a Hat
- Extras: Performed in the café
“Enjoy your stay! Have a nice day!”
Melody Smart is the friendly face of the Ocean View Hotel, always there at the reception desk with a breezy smile and a solution to every problem. Melody’s life is predictable — some might say dull. But she’s learned to be happy. She knows how to find joy in little moments. A nice pot of tea. An interesting article in the Radio Times. When she wins a free singing lesson in the hotel raffle, she looks forward to learning how to sing again. She always loved to sing, until a humiliating experience in the school choir took away her voice.
But during the course of her free hour with Evangeline Gibson, Melody’s carefully constructed personality begins to unravel, and we discover what lies behind the cheerful grin.
In this new 75-minute musical by Nia Williams, two performers play a cast of thousands (well, at least half a dozen) and create the past and present, characters and places, secrets and lies of Melody Smart’s life. In the course of the evening, one ordinary woman’s ordinary day has led us on a strange and troubling journey, featuring songs, sex, scandal and more than a few buttered digestives along the way.
Parking & Access
There are a number of Blue Badge parking spaces nearby on Beaumont Street, and more on New Inn Hall Street and St Giles.
The closest car park is Gloucester Green Car Park, accessed via Gloucester Street.
If you have any questions or concerns, the City Council’s Access Officer can be reached at 01865 249811.Car parks in Oxford Blue Badge information Public transport in Oxford
Disabled patrons are eligible for one free companion ticket with their booking. To book this, contact the ticket office: firstname.lastname@example.org or 01865 263990.
There are two entrances to the Old Fire Station: 40 George Street via the foyer, and on Gloucester Green via the shop. Both are step-free. If you are coming to a show, we ask that you use the George Street entrance, as the Gloucester Green entrance is not always open.
Events in the Theatre
There is level entry to the foyer of the Old Fire Station, and step-free access to the main Theatre (where most shows take place).
If you are a wheelchair user attending a sit-down show, space will be reserved for you. If you are attending a standing gig, please contact us (call the ticket office on 01865 263990 or e-mail email@example.com) and we will talk with you about your needs.
Events in the Studio
There is level entry into the foyer of the Old Fire Station, and step-free access to the Studio.
Events in the Loft
There are six steps leading up to the Loft space, with no lift. If you would like to discuss this to find out more, please get in touch.
There is step-free access to the Gallery – level entry through the George Street entrance, and via lift from the Gloucester Green entrance.
There is an accessible toilet on the ground floor, accessible via platform lift. Other toilets are in the basement (accessible via lift).
All types of assistance and guide dogs are welcome at the Old Fire Station. It would be great if you could let us know in advance if you will be bringing a working dog to any performances – just e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.
We will warn visitors on the website and in the foyer of the venue if a performance is going to contain strobe lighting. If lighting affects you, and you have any concerns, please call the ticket office on 01865 263990 or e-mail email@example.com.
Chairs in the theatre
Our chairs are a standard dining-chair size, measuring 40cm deep by 37cm wide, with a metal frame. Some have arms, and some do not. They are all joined together at the sides, to form rows. If this is likely to pose a problem for you, please email firstname.lastname@example.org and we can discuss how to make your visit more comfortable.