Due to adverse weather conditions the company regrets to announce that this show will not be going ahead. 

“I have this memory, Cougar. Of what it was like. Perhaps it was only for a week. Or day. Near the beginning of… us. A moment when you gave me something. RememberIt that, Cougar? The Fastest Clock in the Universe. You gave it to me once. Will you ever give it to me again?”

Love. Horror. Chaos.

Cougar Glass is your new best friend. He is charismatic and very very beautiful, if not a little bit obsessed with being young and youth is a thing he would kill for.

With the help of the obedient Captain Tock, Cougar plots to lure the delectable school boy Foxtrot Darling to his flat with quite questionable intentions. However, seduction is a dangerous game, especially when the pin from the grenade is removed, as the explosive Sherbet Gravel is thrown into the mix.

In a world that crumbles and tears itself apart as mayhem descends, watch as these fanciful characters take you on an exploration of dark secrets, sexual fantasies, and discover if hope can be found in the most depraved people.

Your invitation to the hottest party of the year has arrived, an invitation many people have died for.

You’d better reply soon. The clock is ticking.

Ages 15+. Aspects of the show are of a disturbing, violent and sexual nature which may not be appropriate for all audiences.

Hungry Dog Theatre Company is a fledgling theatre company based in High Wycombe.

Parking & Access


There are a number of Blue Badge parking spaces nearby on Beaumont Street, and more on New Inn Hall Street and St Giles.

The closest car park is Gloucester Green Car Park, accessed via Gloucester Street.

If you have any questions or concerns, the City Council’s Access Officer can be reached at 01865 249811.

Car parks in Oxford Blue Badge information Public transport in Oxford


Disabled patrons are eligible for one free companion ticket with their booking. To book this, contact the ticket office: or 01865 263990.

There are two entrances to the Old Fire Station: 40 George Street via the foyer, and on Gloucester Green via the shop. Both are step-free. If you are coming to a show, we ask that you use the George Street entrance, as the Gloucester Green entrance is not always open.

Events in the Theatre

There is level entry to the foyer of the Old Fire Station, and step-free access to the main Theatre (where most shows take place).

If you are a wheelchair user attending a sit-down show, space will be reserved for you. If you are attending a standing gig, please contact us (call the ticket office on 01865 263990 or e-mail and we will talk with you about your needs.

Events in the Studio

There is level entry into the foyer of the Old Fire Station, and step-free access to the Studio.

Events in the Loft

There are six steps leading up to the Loft space, with no lift. If you would like to discuss this to find out more, please get in touch.

The Gallery

There is step-free access to the Gallery – level entry through the George Street entrance, and via lift from the Gloucester Green entrance.


Accessible toilet
There is an accessible toilet on the ground floor, accessible via platform lift. Other toilets are in the basement (accessible via lift).

Hearing assistance system
The Theatre is equipped with a hearing assistance system. If you have any questions about using it, please e-mail us at or phone 01865 263980.

Assistance dogs
All types of assistance and guide dogs are welcome at the Old Fire Station. It would be great if you could let us know in advance if you will be bringing a working dog to any performances – just e-mail

Strobe lighting
We will warn visitors on the website and in the foyer of the venue if a performance is going to contain strobe lighting. If lighting affects you, and you have any concerns, please call the ticket office on 01865 263990 or e-mail

Chairs in the theatre
Our chairs are a standard dining-chair size, measuring 40cm deep by 37cm wide, with a metal frame. Some have arms, and some do not. They are all joined together at the sides, to form rows. If this is likely to pose a problem for you, please email and we can discuss how to make your visit more comfortable.