• Duration: 1 hour
  • Tickets: Standard: £14.50 | Pay more: £16.50 | Pay less: £12.50
  • Ages: 14+


This show has unfortunately been cancelled. 

Married couple, Alexander and Helen Millington, are trying to produce a play depicting the relationship between a sex worker and client. However, as Helen becomes aware of just how autobiographical Alexander’s play is, things don’t exactly go to plan.

Discreet, professional, clean and tested. For a good time, come to the caravan and meet Krystal. Your desire for hire.

A Caravan Named Desire is a one-hour show exploring desire, sex and artistic collaboration through interactive performances. It is supported using public funding by the National Lottery through Arts Council England.

Split Infinitive are an award-winning Lincolnshire-based theatre company dedicated to creating intimate and engaging pieces of original theatre.


WINNER – John Beecher Memorial Award for Original, Challenging work with High Production Value (Buxton Fringe 2023)

NOMINATED – Best Theatre Production (Buxton Fringe 2023)

NOMINATED – Best New Writing (Buxton Fringe 2023)

NOMINATED – OffFest (Camden Fringe 2023)


★★★★ “…clever, inclusive, and something which can make audiences laugh, think […] and become emotionally engaged.” – Lou Reviews

★★★★ “A thoughtful and intriguing piece of theatre […] Perfectly paced and always fascinating stuff.” – London Theatre 1

“A courageous exploration of the limits of collaboration….anything by Alexander and Helen Millington is worth coming for.” – Fringe Review

“When a play comes along that is original, different, and stands out from the crowd, it is a real joy; and this piece of original writing from Split Infinitive Theatre is just that…there is drama, pathos, heaps of comedy and bonhomie” – Number 9 Reviews

“An exhilarating portrait of the artist as a blackhole…uneasily brilliant” – Daily Info

Parking & Access


There are a number of Blue Badge parking spaces nearby on Beaumont Street, and more on New Inn Hall Street and St Giles.

The closest car park is Gloucester Green Car Park, accessed via Gloucester Street.

If you have any questions or concerns, the City Council’s Access Officer can be reached at 01865 249811.

Getting here

We are committed to reducing our carbon footprint, but we need your help. Use ecoway, our sustainable travel planner, to see the most eco-friendly options for your journey to Old Fire Station, and plan a bespoke and flexible route. ecoway is easy to use and you’ll be kept up to date with any disruption or changes to your journey plan.

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Disabled patrons are eligible for one free companion ticket with their booking. To book this, contact the ticket office: tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk or 01865 263990.

There are two entrances to the Old Fire Station: 40 George Street via the foyer, and on Gloucester Green via the shop. Both are step-free. If you are coming to a show, we ask that you use the George Street entrance, as the Gloucester Green entrance is not always open.

Events in the Theatre

There is level entry to the foyer of the Old Fire Station, and step-free access to the main Theatre (where most shows take place).

If you are a wheelchair user attending a sit-down show, space will be reserved for you. If you are attending a standing gig, please contact us (call the ticket office on 01865 263990 or e-mail tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk) and we will talk with you about your needs.

Events in the Studio

There is level entry into the foyer of the Old Fire Station, and step-free access to the Studio.

Events in the Loft

There are six steps leading up to the Loft space, with no lift. If you would like to discuss this to find out more, please get in touch.

The Gallery

There is step-free access to the Gallery – level entry through the George Street entrance, and via lift from the Gloucester Green entrance.


Accessible toilet
There is an accessible toilet on the ground floor, accessible via platform lift. Other toilets are in the basement (accessible via lift).

Hearing assistance system
The Theatre is equipped with a hearing assistance system. If you have any questions about using it, please e-mail us at tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk or phone 01865 263980.

Assistance dogs
All types of assistance and guide dogs are welcome at the Old Fire Station. It would be great if you could let us know in advance if you will be bringing a working dog to any performances – just e-mail tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk.

Strobe lighting
We will warn visitors on the website and in the foyer of the venue if a performance is going to contain strobe lighting. If lighting affects you, and you have any concerns, please call the ticket office on 01865 263990 or e-mail tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk.

Chairs in the theatre
Our chairs are a standard dining-chair size, measuring 40cm deep by 37cm wide, with a metal frame. Some have arms, and some do not. They are all joined together at the sides, to form rows. If this is likely to pose a problem for you, please email tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk and we can discuss how to make your visit more comfortable.