• Duration: 1 hour approx.
  • Tickets: Standard: £12 | Pay more: £14 | Pay less: £10
  • Ages: 16+

Details

It’ll Be Alt-Right On The Night chronicles a friendship. Through youth, through adolescent rebellions, through a shared passion for punk rock music and eventually, through a parallel seduction by radical polarised politics.

Greeny and Stevo grew up punks – squats, dumpster-diving and PVA-glue-spiked hair. But they’ve changed. No, f*ck that, the world’s changed. One’s a social justice warrior, one’s gone to the far right, and, in a world of trigger warnings and snowflakes, conservatism is the new punk rock.

This ‘powerful and passionately produced performance’ ★★★★★ (BroadwayBaby.com), from the team behind Bismillah! An ISIS Tragicomedy features a jazz-punk score and a 20-year friendship ending in a Lidl carpark. Are they stupid? Dickheads? Or just on different sides of an impassable ideological divide?

★★★★ “Blisteringly funny…a sharp script, delivered with a delirious energy that’s hard to resist” – The List

★★★★ “A fine solo performance around the radicalisation of the disenfranchised, told with a backdrop of music as you will have never have heard it before.” – Everything Theatre

★★★★ “Rejects easy stereotypes…and its all the bolder for it” – The Scotsman

Content warning: references to drug use and depression.

A note on ticket prices

We ask our audiences to select the ticket price they pay based not on their age or education, but on what they can afford to spend.
  – Standard: This is the regular ticket price.
  – Pay more: For those who can afford to help us offer cheaper tickets to people who need them.
  – Pay less: For those who can’t afford the standard price.
If you are disabled and would like to book a free companion/personal assistant ticket, please contact the box office: 01865 263990 or tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk

Parking & Access

Parking

There are a number of Blue Badge parking spaces nearby on Beaumont Street, and more on New Inn Hall Street and St Giles.

The closest car park is Gloucester Green Car Park, accessed via Gloucester Street.

If you have any questions or concerns, the City Council’s Access Officer can be reached at 01865 249811.

Car parks in Oxford Blue Badge information Public transport in Oxford

Access

Patrons with a disability are eligible for one free companion ticket with their booking. To book this, contact the ticket office: tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk or 01865 263990.

There are two entrances to the Old Fire Station: 40 George Street via the foyer, and on Gloucester Green via the shop. Both are step-free. If you are coming to a show, we ask that you use the George Street entrance, as the Gloucester Green entrance is not always open.

There is level entry to the foyer of the Old Fire Station, and step-free access to the main Theatre (where most shows take place) and Studio space via lift. All spaces in the building are wheelchair-accessible via lift apart from the Theatre balcony and the Loft. If an event is in the Loft, this will be clearly stated on the event’s web page.

If you are a wheelchair user attending a sit-down show, space will be reserved for you. If you are attending a standing gig, please contact us (call Alex on 01865 263980 or e-mail tickets@oldfirestation.org.uk) and we will talk with you about your needs.

There are six steps leading up to the Loft space. If you would like to discuss hire of the space, or any of the events taking place in the Loft, please get in touch.

We try to programme as much accessible work as we can.

Captioned shows

Too Pretty To Punch, Saturday 22 February, 7.30pm. Click here.

The Glass Will Shatter, Wednesday 15 April, 7.30pm. Click here.

BSL-interpreted performances

Juliet & Romeo, Friday 27 March, 7.30pm. Click here.

Medicine’s Monstrous Daughters, Thursday 16 April, 7.30pm. This show also has pre-recorded audio description tracks available. Click here.

Video

A video showing the foyer, the theatre door and the accessible toilet, from the George Street entrance.

Facilities

Accessible toilet
There is an accessible toilet on the ground floor, accessible via platform lift. Other toilets are in the basement (accessible via lift).

Hearing assistance system
The Theatre is equipped with a hearing assistance system. If you have any questions about using it, please e-mail us at info@oldfirestation.org.uk or phone 01865 263980.

Assistance dogs
All types of assistance and guide dogs are welcome at the Old Fire Station. It would be great if you could let us know in advance if you will be bringing a working dog to any performances – just e-mail info@oldfirestation.org.uk.

Strobe lighting
We will warn visitors on the website and in the foyer of the venue if a performance is going to contain strobe lighting. If lighting affects you, and you have any concerns, please call Alex on 01865 263980 or e-mail info@oldfirestation.org.uk.